Giant Functional NES Controller. Made Out of Legos

Baron von Brunk, the same crazy sonofabitch that gave you the amazing Nintendo Game Boy Transformer made out of Legos, now brings to the universe a gigantic functional NES controller. Made out of Legos. Of course.

Nintendo Game Boy Transformer Made Out of Legos

This is a Nintendo Game Boy with Tetris. That transforms into a fighting robot. MADE OUT OF LEGOS. The *batteries* made out of Legos become the laser blasters on the robot. The Lego Tetris cartridge transforms too. Are you fucking kidding me?

Bellydancing Slave Leia

What’s the only thing hotter than Slave Leia? Bellydancing Slave Leia, that’s what. I don’t really think there’s anything more for me to say here, other than “you’re welcome.”

A Unicorn for Boys

Unicorns aren’t just for little girls (and men who wish they were little girls) anymore.

SeoulDanceTroopers – Wonder Girls

Yes, Storm Troopers dancing to “Nobody” by the K-Pop band Wonder Girls. Sad thing is, about halfway through, the song started getting catchy. Watch at your own risk.

A Few of My Favorite Things Redux

While I find websites every day that make me laugh, there are a few that always seem to deliver. Some of the are older, some are newer, but I love and cherish every one of them and would hug each of their creators for making my world better through their sarcasm and pointing out other…

More on Haiku (or Moron Haiku?)

So I’ve been on a bit of a haiku-kick lately, and decided to do something about it. The recent obsession started, I think, with my commute.

The… Er… Anatomy of a Twitter Meme

This is a transcript of the #giantblueglowingcock Twitter meme from March 9, 2009. This meme, started by myself and @brlittle, managed to make the front page of Twitscoop – that is, until they decided it was too naughty and they pulled it.

Confuse and Impress Friends with Upside-Down Text

˙ǝʇɐpdn ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ɹo ʇǝǝʍʇ ɹǝʇʇıʍʇ ‘ʇsod ƃoןq ʇxǝu ɹnoʎ uı ǝuo sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ unɟ ǝɯos ǝʌɐɥ ‘spuǝıɹɟ ɹnoʎ ɹoɟ ɥƃnouǝ ǝʌıssǝɹdɯı puɐ ƃuısnɟuoɔ ʇ’uǝɹɐ sʇɥƃnoɥʇ uʍo ɹnoʎ ɟı (If your own thoughts aren’t confusing and impressive enough for your friends, have some fun with this one in your next blog post, Twitter tweet or Facebook…

No, No – Let Me Google That For You

Have you ever had someone ask you the answer to a question, and in order to find the answer, you did a simple Google search? That leaves you wondering why the aforementioned asker couldn’t Google it their damned selves…. (I have to confess here, sometimes I like being the fastest on the Google draw –…