So…. I managed to set myself on fire this past weekend. I suppose it was bound to happen – an uncoordinated yob like me, surrounded with all kinds of hot things. But I should clarify – I didn’t burn myself – I set myself on FIRE. Actual flames. The whole nine yards. I was using the plasma torch, and I guess some of the molten metal landed on my pant leg, because all...
Burning in effigy… or somethin'
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