From Louie:
You have GOT to be kidding me. Take on his last name but not mine? It's very clear that you have married Lars. Do me a favor, fuck off and never contact me again.

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Lars' reply:

Louis,
being a PI, I'd have thought you'd do some research before jumping to conclusions. Yes, Alison & I got married recently but No, she did not change her name legally (unlike you, when I say I don't mind if she doesn't, I MEAN IT) She uses Lunde to throw all those gang banger dog-fighters and animal abusing fucktards off her trail. She still gets death threats, or had you forgotten?

She's been trying to maintain your friendship because she still holds you in high regard, but after this punch in the kidneys I don't know why she would bother anymore. You're already in another relationship and supposedly happy - why be a douchebag? She thought you were a friend and out of left field you attack her for something she had no idea was an issue.

If you're still the guy she said you were, then you owe her an apology. If not, then it's your loss and YOU can go fuck YOURSELF.

Lars Lunde