If you are a music nerd (or even if you're not) and would like to mix the voicemail mp3s of women saying mean things to me into something hilarious and awesome, please do. I might actually take a stab at it myself and my beats are mad weak. I can hear it now... "You are a coward. You are a coward. Coward. Coward. Dirty scumbag bitch. Coward" set to Junior Vasquez. I would LOVE to hear a dubstep version. Hint, hint.
I've pulled out a few sound bytes that I thought might be useful, but there's some good stuff in the full voicemails that I didn't clip, so it might be worth a listen.
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coward.mp3 |
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dirty-scumbag-bitch.mp3 |
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dirty-scumbag.mp3 |
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no-chicken.mp3 |
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shame.mp3 |
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Full voicemail 1 |
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Full voicemail 2 |
If you submit something, I'll post it here. Or maybe create a proper post for the submissions on snipe.net. I'd prefer if the actual details of the situation were not made a focal point though - it's too confusing, and frankly kind of a drag.
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Mikal kHil | [download] |
My pal @abortedclone rightly brought up the point that the situation that caused these voicemails to exist in the first place is a little maddening, and I don't want to shit in your cornflakes. All I want is for you to have fun making beats out of people calling me names. As he says, "No amount of aggravation detracts from the urge to sample that 'Karma... Karma will find you' line over and over." Hell, you could probably throw a few of your own insults in there - as long as it sounds rad, I don't care.
To submit, just post a link to the mp3 to my Twitter account, or email to snipe@snipe.net.
Have fun!