07 Feb 2007

The Cross-Eyed Bear That You Gave to Me

I have iTunes running during the day, with over 8,000 songs on random. “You Oughtta Know” just came on – and as she’s singing “… the cross I bear that you gave me to”, I accidentally sang “… the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me” – and now I

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18 Nov 2006

Free (Silly) Ringtones

I spent (wasted?) too much of today making mp3 ringtones. Since I went through the trouble of creating them, I figured I’d post them, in case anyone wants them as well (assuming your phone can play mp3s). Most of these are clipped to under 30 seconds, but there are a

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31 Jul 2006

For Cake?

I was in the drug store the other day, looking for a variety of personal items (toothbrush, toothpaste, that sort of thing – nothing girlyicky, not that it matters.) They had moved the aisle for the depilatory creams and wax a while back, and despite my hour of aimless wandering,

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23 Jun 2006

Technical Emergency

So a girl I work with just came running into my office, trying desperately to be discreet but clearly panicked. She was asking where to find an image on the hard drive that hasn’t been saved specifically, but that was emailed using Outlook.

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22 Jun 2006

Screwing Off at Work

Ran across this on the b3ta newsletter: When I was a travelling sales rep, I used to be sent all over the country to the most god-forsaken places on earth. To combat this, I devised a somewhat ingenious solution: I stayed at home. My boss would regularly phone me while I was

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